antiGUY gives his
top 5 list of music stuff. Could be songs, people, a stupid trend... nothing
is sacred to antiGUY
Top
5 Music Pairings
I was hanging out over at my bro’s a few
weeks ago, he’d had a few too many beers and we were vegging out in front
of the TV watching VH1 Classic’s metal hour and I don’t know where the
conversation started but my brother suddenly came up with the brilliant
idea that a certain hard rock icon needed to do a song with a king of adult
contemporary or should we say cheese. I chuckled and then we began
discussing who would be some of the strangest duets and that’s where this
list came from. I will warn you not all of the pairings we came up
with are gems but it’s a fun exorcise none the less. I did leave
a few notable pairing offs. We know Bono would never duet with Jesus unless
he got top billing and it’s a given that if there is money involved Gene
Simmons will do anything with anybody, anywhere. Elton and Eminem would
have been a good one but strangely enough that already happened. Lars Ulrich
is kind of unpredictable these days; ten years ago who would have imagined
him doing anything with someone like Ja Rule, maybe he could team up with
Justin Timberlake or drum on a Nelly song?
So here are some the strange duets we came
up with and then you’ll have an opportunity to post your own.
Top 5 Music Pairings
5) Lemmy and Jon Bon Jovi – Lemmy
growls at Jon, “You give rock a bad name.” Before Jon can respond Lemmy
knocks him unconscious.
4) Twisted Sister’s Dee Snider and
Mandy Moore – Dee sings “I Wanna Rock!” and
Mandy responds “I Wanna Be With You”.
(like that will ever happen.)
3) Axl Rose and Missy Elliot – “Sweet
Ho Of Mine, Yo!” Axl sings most of it with Missy adding a “Yo!” to
the end each line. When she can remember the lyric that is.
2) Zack De La Rocha and Ted Nugent
doing “Che Guevara Fever” – that actually might be a fun match up, but
Ted would most likely end up using Zach for target practice.
The number one Music Pairings:
Alice Cooper and Barry Manilow doing “I
Write The Songs That Make the Whole World Scream”. Just sit back
a minute and imagine that really happening.
Your
turn, what do you think? Which two artists pairings would be a hoot?
Fan
Speak:
Posted by Anuj:
Neil Young and Eamon
Posted by Siggy:
You are a di*k. Zach would kick ur sorry a** anyday f**ker!
Posted by speaker of truths:
I've got it........J.Lo and Ted Bundy doing a heartfelt rendition of Cannibal Corpse's "Stripped, Raped and Strangulated
Posted by fggwege:
phil anselmo and christina aguilera
Posted by Sexy:
Yeah Axl and his imaginary friend....
Posted by Matt:
Axl Rose and Slash and Buckethead
Posted by Izzy:
Buckethead and any famous newmetal guitarist.
Posted by demongoddess:
Moby and Eminem; Glen Danzig and Gwen Stefani (because she duets with everyone); Henry Rollins and Shakira
Posted by Mr. Sumbitch:
Phil Anselmo and Morrissey!
Posted by kyle:
good, but now you need phil anselmo and p.diddy, performing "good friends and a bottle of couvorseaa", but then phil qould beat diddy to a pulp n swallow the pills and drink the bottle
Posted by LithiumBliss:
Good pairing, Ryan, but it must include Jimmy Page on guitar.
Posted by VampireRyan:
R. Kelly and Gary Glitter with a duet called "Feeling on some underage booty".
Posted by DREAMY ROVERS SONA:
I LOVE YA MISS YA
Posted by GREENMUSE:
justin timberlake as the cowboy,sisqo as the indian,tom delonge as the construction worker,and lar ulrich as the leatherman,the village people for the new millenium.singing "in the navy" at crappy USO shows.
Posted by VampireRyan:
Fred Durst and Barbara Streisand with a message to Wes Borland. Song called "You Don't bring me flowers anymore".
Posted by LithiumBliss:
Well, if we can make up songs: Ellen Degeneres and Melissa Etheridge with "Come To My Dildo", and Tim Allen and John Madden featuring Fred Durst with "I'm Yo' Hardware Man, Cum Git Wit My Tool".
Posted by VampireRyan:
Stone Sour and Christina Agui-ho-a. Song could be called bothersome skank.
Posted by Behemoth:
How about Tool fet. Britney
singing "Hooker With a Penis"??
the promotion for the concert could be:
buuuuy buuuuy buuuuuuy
my new record... again!!
Posted by Jorge (Power Metal & AOR):
The only pairing I'd like to see with Zach De La Rocha would be a bullet to his commie head
Posted by Screwball:
I was thinking Marilyn Manson and ZZ Top doing a tribute to Jeffrey Dahmer, "She had Legs".
Posted by Ms.Q:
In other words, they would just rather give her a bond than a bone. But of course, the almighty AC/DC would never lower themselves to her level.
Posted by Ms.Q:
Ryan, that was awesome! Actually, everyone has had some really funny things to add. How about AC/DC and Barbara Streisand doing, "Givin the dog a bond"?
Posted by Nag:
How does Aerosmith, Metallica, Santana, and Micheal Jackson doing a version of the Eagles Desperado.
Posted by Drunk:
Thumbs up to VampireRyan
Posted by Dr Fever:
that's funny LithiumBliss.
Posted by VampireRyan:
This is my time to shine! I have thought of yet another one! Van Halen and R.Kelly with "Hot for Schoolgirls."
Posted by genecar:
Or should I say with Mandy Moore?
Posted by genecar:
How about Marilyn Manson snd the Hanson brothers singing "The Star-Spangled Banner"? Oh say can you scream....
Posted by LithiumBliss:
Dr. Fever and Courtney Love's rendition of "Can't We Try Just A Little Bit Harder" from the Ally McBeal show.
Posted by ritalin:
antiguy and joey. or axel rose and celine dion doin welcome to the jungle.
Posted by FRAME:
Brittny Spears and Slipnot! She can get slutty like Christina has for more publicity! HA!
Posted by FRAME:
P-Diddy and Jimmy Page! Oh, wait... damn!
Posted by VampireRyan:
Kerry King and Sum41? Eh, when? Here's one for you that might give you nightmares: Deftones and Elmer Fudd. Song could be called "Shove it you wabbit faget".
Posted by GREENMUSE:
oh those ticket prices were real?i always thought they were supposed to be a joke,yikes,who the hell can afford to go to such a thing
Posted by Ms.Q:
I read about Streisand AG. I never much cared for her in the first place because to me she doesn't have an interesting voice. She's an opera wannabe and it doesn't come off well. (Ever listen to Betty Buckley or Sarah Brightman's version of "Memories"?). I always just knew she was a snob. I didn't know about the Grammys, though. When she charged that much per ticket, then I knew for sure she didn't want any poor people there to mess up her pretty concert.
Posted by aG:
There is a book on the history of the Grammy's and in it is explain how the old school popular musician performers and people in the music business (Streisand, Liza Mineli, Sinatra) hated rock and how it threatened their style of music, they considered rock n roll "anti-music" so they started the Grammy's in hopes of showcasing "non rock n roll" like traditional pop (sinatra, streisand), jazz, showtunes etc to maybe kill rock n roll in it's infancy.. Within a couple of years that didn't work and rock n roll was grudgingly acknowledged by this new "academy" but the line about them thinking rock was anti-music was where the name came from. It seemed a perfect name for a rock site that was set to go against the grain so to speak and be a little different from the "established" rock media, sort of like those pioneers of rock set out to do their own thing, that was the spirit we were trying to convey with the name, not that we are anti-music. Hope that explains it better.
Posted by rock lover:
aG, can you explain that story to me?, im so curious, is that where the name anti music came from?, please i really need to know.
Posted by aG:
Love it Ms.Q! I hate that bitch with the fire of a thousand suns! I love how she cares so much about the little people but then charges 2 grand for her concerts! She was one of the ones behind the formation of the Grammy's and their their goal in the beginning was to kill Rock n Roll, they considered rock "anti-music" and thus that is where the name came from =)
Posted by Ms.Q:
Three years after announcing her retirement, the money grubbing bitch known as Streisand says she owes it to her fans to make a comeback. Much to the dismay of 99% of the population of people with taste. To prove that she's not a washed up old hag who's out of touch, she agrees to a duet with Chris Cornell. Stipulating that Mr.Cornell cannot touch her at any time since he is not of her class and could therefore be carrying dirt under his fingernails. They record the song, "What kind of fool". Then Chris realizes what kind of snobby bitch he's dealing with and pulls out of the deal. And the whole world lives happily ever after. :)
Posted by joey:
wow antiguy your not even trying anymore are you. That is unless your trying to fill this site with as much crap as possible.
Hey some people will get it and enjoy it and some won't, happens with every list. But thanks for you comment jaggoff. Since you are the moron who keeps posting these lame special ed "I got mail" posts you have been banned for filling the Fan Speak with crap! So you won't have to worry about the content here any longer. asshole!
Posted by The Original Jackass:
Hmmm...strange duets? How about Zyklon & Creed? Kerry King & Sum41 has already happened so we'll have to finish off with Johnny Rotten & Blink 182. Hehehe wouldn't that be funny when Johnny starts screaming & blink & kicks their asses :)
Posted by Dr Fever:
Damnit..Ms Q took the pair I was going to throw out there...but, i'll take that pair and do it one better...Grohl and Love do a new version of "My Hero" (a song Dave wrote about Kurt) and we can actually here the point where Dave shot Courtney in the studio, screaming "THIS IS FOR YOU KURT!"..or, how bout Avril Lavigne and Linkin Park with a special guest apperance by Fred Durst doing that smash hit "Huhkedt On Fahniks Werkd For Uz" (since none of them can spell, ya know)...or,how bout Nelly and Boy George (or Rupaul, or Elton John, or 'insert homosexual male artist name here') doing a special love song remix of "Hot in Herrre" (refer to the dictionary.com definition of Nelly if you don't get the joke.) Also, number 5 above made me chuckle. Remember "Lemmy is God". hahaha.
Posted by Zodiac:
Smashing Pumpkins and britney spears doing silverf*ck. that would be the downfall of civilization.
Posted by Rockmania:
How bout a duet with ripoffs??? Pearl Jam featuring Creed, Defualt, Nickelback, The Calling, Lifehouse....I saw a parody of this on Mad TV a few weeks ago
Posted by AliceCooperette:
Marky & Johnny Ramone team up with Kelly Osbourne and Avril for a pUnKY ExTraVAganZA, Ramones reunited!!! Do I smell multi-platinum success here? I think so!
Posted by Mr. huh? saying, "My Generation Sucks!":
Then Boy George hands Amy Thomas Paine's "The Age of Reason". After that, Courtney Love and Britney Spears team up for "Oops, I Shot Up Again" followed by Britney massacring "Stairway to Heaven" or "Smells Like Teen Spirit" or some other rock classic like that.
Posted by Boo:
A lovely duet with Courtney Love and Yoko Ono. No matter what song they do it's sure to break some glass.
Posted by GREENMUSE:
jello biafra and avril lavigne doing"holiday in mallburbia"
Posted by VampireRyan:
Slayer and Destiny's Child. Song could be called Bootylicious reign in blood.
Posted by Ms.Q:
Then Amy hands George religious pamplets and a slight kiss on the cheek. Ah, all is well in the world.
Posted by Ms.Q:
Amy Grant and Boy George sing Amy's song, "Love of a different kind".
Posted by Dagger3196:
Dee Snider and Christina Aguilera singing, "We're not gonna take it" and fighting each other over the "look".
Posted by Dagger3196:
Dolly Parton and Ozzy doing, "Mr.Tinkertrain"
Posted by Ms.Q:
Courtney Love and Dave Grohl do a rendition of "Everlong". If that happens, I'll never listen to the Foos again.
