antiGUY gives his
top 5 list of music stuff. Could be songs, people, a stupid trend... nothing
is sacred to antiGUY
Top 5 Silliest
Celebrity Quotes
Quotations can be a double edged sword.
It’s always great to have people quote you, but sometimes if you put your
foot in your mouth, you wish they wouldn’t remember your words!
This time around we look at a handful of
silly celebrity quotes. I’m including my Top 5 favorites but you can join
in the fun in the fan speak section if you like. Ok, enough with
the introductions… let’s get to the list!
Top 5 Silliest
Celebrity Quotes
5) "I've had sex. And sex with a
woman, too." Attributed to U2’s Bono
4) “Smoking kills. If you're killed,
you've lost a very important part of your life.”- Attributed to Brooke
Shields
3) “Whenever I watch TV and see those
poor starving kids all over the world, can't help but cry. I mean I'd love
to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
– attributed to Mariah Carey
2) "I think this is true Hitler went
to Heaven (if such a thing as Heaven really exists)” attributed to Korn’s
Munky
1) "I get to go to lots of overseas
places, like Canada." Attributed to Britney Spears
Your
turn, what do you think?
Fan
Speak:
Posted by Korinne:
Hey u all better shut the **** up about Korn if u don't liek them.. and Munky.. don't b makin fun of him.. that was taken completly out of context.. he actually was talking about how he thinks that u g 2 heaven if u do wut u think is right.. and since hitler did wut he thought was right he went 2 heaven.. at least get the story straight god faggets
Posted by bitch:
i think that every hoe on here should shut the f'ck up and suck a dick because yalltalk about people yalldont even know but yall will pay money to see them in person and yall b'''hes cant even spell.
Posted by shondy:
i think that nelly,bowwow,b2k,usher,an ludicris is the sexyist men on earth
Posted by pretty kool:
NO GOD you also need a LOT of help its quite possible hitler went to heaven if he repented before he died he was killed in his slepp there is no way to know what he would have done the next day God works miracles and hitler coulnd have been saved before he was killed when i die i'll find out for you and tell you while you burn forever in hell...which you will if you dont get your story straight its not like life in hell where you know you'll be out of misery eventually its for ever it NEVER stop burning have fun
lindz
Posted by pretty kool:
bored stiff... there is PLENTY of evidence that jesus was God's son its this thing called the BIBLE! ever heard of it? its way more accurate than that science crap!
Posted by pretty kool:
hey kristen we do not spell special "speacail" its SPECIAL! retard
Posted by pretty kool:
brittany spears is stupid as h*ll
Posted by sarah:
i am in brisbane, australia. I am so glad none of the above celebs are australian coz they're all really really superficial
Posted by runcold:
Hey, I heard that M. Carey quote is a fake.
Posted by Pat:
I've got the stupidest quote of all time for you:
"Canadians are fukcing stupid as hell, everyone knows that. Every single person up above sucks balls. Korn blows ass, so does britney spears U2 and Mariah Carey. Brooke Shields is just an idiot." Attributed to Cheif
Posted by Chief:
Canadians are fukcing stupid as hell, everyone knows that. Every single person up above sucks balls. Korn blows ass, so does britney spears U2 and Mariah Carey. Brooke Shields is just an idiot.
Posted by Glenboy:
Hey the person who wrote that he would spit on canada. F*ck u. You probaly some dumbass stoner american who votes for Bush.
Posted by Hey, you ugly retard...but I don't think they mean it like that ....my mom says they don't!:
I don't think....But I have this automatic reaction when I read that Tittney Spears thinks Canada is overseas...um...lets say I just puke all over the place and laugh my ass off.
Posted by munky lover1:
( crazy eerie laughs..) Sorry,I kind of went into hippie mode..* wait,dont hippies do drugs?* Anyways I feel retarded myself right now... I think bono is a cool man, but when he ment a women too.Did he mean a guy also?(sniffle..sniffle.) My whole world is oficially corrupt. Brook Shields has a strong point in detail. Mariah Carey is just an EMO. And I don't see why other girls want to be anerestic skinny to be liked,my opinion is it's really stupid! Be yourselves.Who's to judge? No one is perfect.I'm an amazon girl: 5 foot9 ,weigh 188 ibs. CRUD !!I'm a big girl.Just find a guy who appreatiates you for you alone. Also Munky ** I love you!*.. As we all know our creator(s) gave us somtething called free will. We all have something or someone we believe in.I don't Know if Jesus is real or not,I din't live that far back to know. He might be real or re-written by another persons rightful lies of utter confusion by being changed over the centuries.It can be true or not. I do not believe in a he11.I think we live in it. But maybe Hitler did pass on to grant kingdom come. Or re-born to change his fallen acts. It all depends on if you believe in what you think..Thats when you start your own scenario and journey to make it right again. And about that one coment *Im with you munky* (drool -__-) And britany ( I don't know how to spell.) Your Just as stupid as stupid can ever be!( You blonde!!!) An ocean between canada and the united states? I thought it was more like a river border.Just please stop bleaching your hair! too many dang chemical fumes suffocating your brain with intense closure! If I'm wrong about that canada issue.Please feel free to correct me. So thats all I have to coment about. Good-bye!And love you lots James. Munky.shaffer!* a freak weirdo female fan*. (Drool -__-)Love ya'll all! says the dwelling butt hippie that ponders in me!
Posted by munky lover 1:
Drugs is the **crapiest** thing you can ever do. ( sadly, its worse than giving an elephant/truck driver with one nostril,and sweaty @$$ a colonic irrigation.On a freaking monday morning.) Look after yourself and keep clean,even though that might seem like the only way to get away from stress don't do drugs.You'll mess up your life BIG TIME and it will actually bring worse things upon you. So,do me a favor, not so much me but YOU. And don't do them or even try to. Good bye, take care of yourselve's and God Bless!
Posted by kristen:
i think....that jessica simpsons next album should be called.... *jessica simpson, im speacail the songs of a retard* with a hit single called *is this chicken or tuns?*
Posted by Eric:
engaged ends in an 'E'
Posted by Sonya:
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? The answer is yes.
Posted by kathy:
Walmart, what's that, do they like, make walls there"-Paris Hilton
*shakes head*
Posted by SotoS:
Britney Never said that... It's stupid...
Posted by moi:
notice that all the quotes stated by a girl on ur list r soo stupid, mayb its a gender thing.
Posted by mudpuppy:
didnt know people came in that particularly low grade of stupid
Posted by Dick Cheney:
Yo whattup dawg?
Posted by ??:
Metalsludge sucks. who cares about faster homos and bang losers? and the worst band of all time Tuff? Man Tuff is lame ass crap.
Posted by Metal Sludge:
Hey! Come check out our website at http://www.Metalsludge.com with interviews with your favorite rock stars and great commentaries! Check us out or you are LAME!
Posted by drunk n roach:
Is there a lower word for Retarded for the Miss. Spears.
Posted by Jenna :
BRITTNEY SPEARS IS RETARDED!
Posted by bored stiff:
funny quotes! brittany spears should be b*tch smacked for hers.
Also someone said that there is evidence that jesus existed, the question is not if he existed but whether or not he was the son of god
And there is no evidence of this that science or common sense hasn't proven wrong
Posted by Nubby Mark:
Sometimes I like to kick people, but only when I am very mad.
Posted by Runs With Scissors:
There was a Truth commercial some time ago where they claimed an exec for one of the big tobacco company's was asked about second hand smoke concerning children. Supposedly he said, "If they don't like it, they can leave the room." Always wondered how accurate that was.
Posted by Sqweetis:
let's ask Henry Rollins for his take on these...so-called "artists" And excuse me but Bono should be first in line for the executioner's very dull axe!!
Posted by 5u34u6:
poo
Posted by Hobo:
Celebrities suck
Posted by mofungo:
they all suck
Posted by Hemogolobulous:
Proves me right about American pop stars being little more than no talent embarrasments.
Posted by lysol:
no way in hell mariah carey is that ignorant. she sings way better than britney spears.
Posted by nothing:
i was dying with laughter, until i realized what this says about the majority of american consumers.
idont mind bon(er)o's
Posted by Wednesdaysbitch:
Holy s#*? what a load of bull!Sepecially Mariah Carrey!
Posted by CoalCH13:
I think they should all be killed and spare us from what they do. Their music makes my ears bleed. Death should come in the following order
1. Britney Spears
Posted by dot something:
munky is the man!
Posted by PAGAN RAYGUN:
Munky's "quote" came from a book by a writer named Neale Donald Walsch. this topic came up before and i mentioned this author. the books are called "Conversations with God", books 1, 2 & 3. in one of the books, i forget which one, during one of the author's "conversations with God", God tells him emphatically that Hitler indeed went to Heaven. later.
Posted by GREENMUSE:
even though david lee roth is a mortal foe of mine,that is pretty funny
Posted by dreibel:
now, for the funniest quote, you can't beat David Lee Roth's diss on critics: "The only reason why critics hate van Halen and like Elvis Costello is that they all look like Elvis Costello! It's true!" :)
Posted by dreibel:
ditto on the fake quote from Mariah, it never happened. How about this for #3, from Duran Duran's Simon Le Bon (approximate): "I'm not a snob, I get along with anybody. Well, anybody that mattered". :)
Posted by Josh:
Why don't you read the historical evidence proving Jesus lived, instead of being a sheep of a different breed.
Posted by NO GOD:
Munky's quote shows that CHRISTIANITY IS CRAP and THERE IS NO GOD. JESUS WAS A LIE.
Posted by Ramses:
You often have to wonder if people like these acually thought of thinking before they speak.
Posted by Persistant Cat:
The Mariah Carey quote never happened. Go to www.snopes.com, the Urban Legend site.
Posted by Mr. huh? saying, "My Generation Sucks!":
Eminem's "fag doesn't really mean a gay person to me" is truly a lame excuse. Almost as lame as Ludicruis's lame excuse for using the word ho's against women by claiming that he used it on himself as well, thus de-sexualising the word.
Posted by Hobo:
What about our beloved Georgie Jr? "its amazing i won, i was running against peace, prosperity and incumbency." (talking to the swedish PM not realising he was still on live TV)
Posted by rick:
if you thought about munky's quote it really isn't that bad. wat about britney'S 'sundance is weird the movies there make you think' or her' i covered i love rock n roll because of my immense love for pat benatar' or eminem's'fag doesn't mean a gay person'
Posted by DeadSun:
Hands down--- that Mariah Carey quote gets the Blue Ribbon. The imagery that flashes in your mind when you read it is vivid. Here's one of my all time favorites : "We've got to STOP and ask ourselves--- how much clean air do we REALLY need?"--- That was ( a few decades ago ) former Chrysler big-wig Lee Iacocca's reply, when asked by a reporter why Chrysler still hadn't conformed to the government's Clean Air Act.
Posted by muisc:
This list is TOOOOOO funny. I almost fell of my chair laughing when I read the Brittney Spears quote! I cant beleive she said something that stupid. I agree that deserves #1! But Mariah Should have got #2, and Brooke get #3! Mariah must be really mest up to have said that! And I dont know what Brooke was on when she said her quote. Talk about statikng the obvoius. Now I dont know about Munkys, because it kinda freaked me out when I read it.
Posted by GREENMUSE:
ive made an career of it here.
Posted by Hobo:
I dont think Munky's one is that bad, Mariah and Brooke deserve a higher position. Sure, hes not an intellegent guy, but hey, hes got an opinion. Isnt that every Americans right? To have an opinion and the ability to voice it, no matter how ill-informed or falsified it may be?
Posted by Milhouse:
Oh yeah!
Posted by GREENMUSE:
the mariah carey one is the best.
Posted by Mr. huh? saying, "My Generation Sucks!":
Not all celebrities are this stupid. Usually it's the vain and vapid ones. That Britney Spears one is a classic.
Posted by Hobo:
Kelly should eat (devour, swallow, feast upon) Avril, then get sick and die.
Posted by AliceCooperette:
Maybe it's a challenge to the mass of water bottles Kelly Hogbourne's been collecting? I hope she recycles them when she's done.
Posted by Hobo:
Hehehe, thats some funny quoting. Silly Celebrities, gots to learn when to just shut up. Speaking of, Avrils next tour is entitled 'Just Try and Shut Me Up'. My mates and I decided this was a personal challenge to us and our bag of bricks.
Posted by aG:
Bob, no it wasn't that bad. But i thought it was worth a chuckle. Of course he was joking. I doubt the other quotes were jokes however.
Posted by Bob Sacamano:
Bono's quote isn't that bad. It's quite funny actually. You have to remember that mostly everything he says publicly is spoken tongue in cheek. Unless he's talking about his political issues.
