antiGUY gives his
top 5 list of music stuff. Could be songs, people, a stupid trend... nothing
is sacred to antiGUY
Top 5 Misnamed
Songs
I was watching a Twilight Zone repeat and
the thought occurred to me, “What if we lived in an alternate universe
where song lyrics were more true to life. The first silly thought that
popped into my head was in that universe Pete Townshend and Michael Jackson
could team up for a duet of “To All The Girls I Loved Before” except in
this universe it would be “To All The Kids I Loved Before”.
Then random song titled ran through my
head and that’s where this list comes from. The five that I thought were
the best. So enjoy. (Note: Kelly Osbourne was not included because
her song “Shut Up” was actually titled perfectly except it should be called
“(Why Don’t I) Shut Up?”)
Top 5 Misnamed
Songs
5) Limp Bizkit’s “Nobody Like You” would
be “Nobody Likes Fred”
4) Avril’s “Complicated” would be “Constipated”.
3) The Who’s “Won’t Get Fooled Again”
would be “Won’t View Porn Again”
2) R.Kelly’s “Looking For Love” would
be “Looking For Love at the Jr. High School”.
1) George Michaels and Elton John’s
duet of “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On Me” would be “Please, Let Your Son
Go Down On Me.”
Your
turn, what do you think?
Fan
Speak:
Posted by tech 9:
it was hallarious i love it ..
Posted by Dudeguy:
Hahaha, good stuff aG!
Posted by Dale:
Surprisingly hilarious. Keep up the good work.
Posted by Jason:
that is true Unknown layne was a pretty negative drug adicted guy. still after listening to his music i have decided to stay the hell away from drugs! in a way it is sorta positive b/c he has kinda said do this and you will end up living like this.
Posted by Unknown:
Alice in chains' album dirt would be Layne Stayley Bitches about his drug addiction. sorry i just couldnt resist they are awsome
Posted by liljye:
r.kelly fellin on your botty will be fellin on your daughters botty
Posted by DeadSun:
Joey : I have read your postings below. Let's see if I have interpreted them properly. a.) You fault aG, having alleged that he wants everyone to agree with his opinions ( or else )--- and follow that up with a statement that reveals your belief that you fancy yourself as a self-anointed spokesperson for the "mass majority ( redundant phrase ) of people here". b.) you fault aG--- for failing to turn what is little more than a topic centered upon simplistic humor--- into something that should somehow "inspire" its readers. My advice : if you're looking to "kick someone in the nuts", aim for the OTHER person--- not yourself. Ciao.
Posted by Frank:
I gotta comment on this Joey person. I happen to like the top5 lists. Some are great, some suck but that's ok. How you equate a handful of people with a 'mass' majority is beyond me. Do you mean vast by any chance? People might accept what you have to say as meaningful if you said something half way intellegent. You were probably banned for being a tool with no brains that and maybe most of these list were over your head. AG you can't have a battle of wits with an unarmed person but maybe you should ban this person so we won't have to waste our time pointing out how retarded he is. By the way, number one is great but the rest were kinda weak.
Posted by aG:
Except it? How does one do that? These are supposed to be stupid, that's the whole point. Accept it. I haven't banned anyone, I could care less if people want to take a swip at me. That goes with the territory. Maybe you ran afoul of one of the admins. If I banned those who disagress with me, there wouldn't be anyone left to post here. But I still don't see making multiple posts accusing me of banning you is anymore meaningful that some stupid Top 5 list. But that's neither here nor there. Now I leave you with a helpful link, if you will "except" it. http://www.websters.com .
Posted by joey:
It's not a ghost post. A ghost post is misleading and not allowed on antimusic. I also believe it is a bannable offense. Since i dont want to mislead people what I do is make it obvious that the "stupid comments" are mine and not yours. However, unlike your top 5 lists I actually bring up meaningful points. You banned me a while ago for critizing your top 5 list, but what you fail to see is the mass majority of the people who visit this site also dont enjoy your top 5 lists. I mean your just not good with one liners except it and come up with something a wee bit more inspired.
Posted by aG:
joey, since you aren't smart enough to ghost post properly I won't address your stupid comments.
Posted by joey:
aG: Antimusic is the music site with an attitude. Feel free to post any views you would like to express because here at antimusic you will not be censored...as long as you agree with me. CAUSE IF YOU DARE CHALLANGE THE GREAT AND ALL POWERFUL WISDOM OF THE GOD THAT IS ANTIGUY YOU WILL BE BANNED! HA HA HA HA
Posted by joey:
aG: hey you better watch it punk. You cant criticize anything i do. Now your really banned. I AM ANTI GUY AND IM ALWAYS RIGHT!
Posted by catclubguy:
those are lame!
Posted by joey:
aG: hey you cant have an opinion that differs from imne your banned.
Posted by nothing:
that was the stupidest crap ive ever read
Posted by phew:
i think the top 5 could do with more positive lists. dissing is easy (also somewhat more fun) but ultimately its just whining. of coz i realise i'm whining too. fu(k me.
Posted by me:
loser
Posted by remix to ignition:
THIS IS THE REMIX TO IGNITION..IM GOIN TO JAIL AND NOT PRISON...IM SPILLEN ALL OF MY GOSSIP ..AND I DONT CARE WHO WOULD LISTEN..F***KEN GURLS AND OLD BUMS...IM NOT DRUNK..I DO IT FOR FUN..DIS MY FREAKIN WEEKEND IM BOUT TO HAVE ME SOME FUN
Posted by muisc:
Number 5 is funny because its true! hahaha
Posted by TBA:
Stupid List. Utterly bereft of humor and not very clever at all, just like me.
Posted by Joe:
Hmm... linkin park "one step closer" = "one step closer to becoming another 15 minute fame fake f*ck excuse for a band that makes manufactured "music" that is passed off as rock and/or metal by MTV and the media" Long, but to the point.
Posted by anonymous:
How about a Tom Petty song about a guy who hates wearing underwear--- "Freeballin'"?
Posted by hahaha:
number one is hilarious, the rest are weak
Posted by Shi no Tenshi:
I laughed for a little while. Now I'm going to see a man about trading Recees Pieces for a cherry.... ;p
Posted by Stupid:
I cant think for myself, call me later when the TV is on. The government does a much better job of thinking for me than I do for myself, obviously.
Posted by gg:
tis smoke from the cig
Posted by Rapture:
I've been meaning to ask..what, praytell, is that white spot in aG's hair? :o
Posted by animositisomina:
I agree...2 seconds of South Park are funnier than any of those new and improved song titles (although #1 is actually pretty good).
Posted by BassBastard:
I didnt find any of those changes very funny. But its not cause im in the village people.
Posted by Jesus has nothin' on me!:
1 and 2 were somewhat funny. The others were a little stinky.
Posted by Mr. huh? saying, "My Generation Sucks!":
Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" shall be "My Ego Will Go On (To Ruine AC/DC Tunes)"
Posted by Genius in France:
"I Did It All For The Nookie" should've been "I Did It All For The Money," because that's exactly why they made that song and the rest of the songs on LB's last two albums (not that their first album was all that great, but at least it showed SOME signs of talent and it wasn't overly commercial).
Posted by GREENMUSE:
running her hands through my fro,she cant be more than fo...
Posted by TK138:
Dave Chappelle did some extremely funny parodies of "Ignition" and it's remix on "Chappelle's Show".
Posted by girl:
those are good. number 1 is hilarious.
Posted by GREENMUSE:
it amazes me this r kelly still has a career,wasnt he supposed to be charged with all those counts of sex with minors?his beep beep song is very nice fodder for impressing the mr rogers neighborhood refugees
Posted by VampireRyan:
How about more R. Kelly songs? Feeling on your booty= Feeling on your two year old and Heaven I need a hug= Heaven I need a stud.
Posted by GREENMUSE:
im the leatherman of the village people.the townsend and kelly ones are very nice indeed.giving candy in exchange for sex isnt cool.not even if its reeses peices
Posted by aG:
Maybe it's because I ignored his band The Village People. Cowboy you still doing the cop? Or is it the construction worker? Seriously, who give a shit? These list are supposed to be stupid, that' the entire point. But obviously that goes over some peoples heads like cowboy and that one "promusic" person. Promusic is even funnier because he misses the whole point of the antimusic name. He thinks “irony” is those crease lines you get if you do a piss poor job ironing. It’s looks “irony”! C'est la vie. Some people will enjoy it, get a chuckle and some won't. 5-4 are kind of weak I know but I thought of that No. 1 and had to use it. Now if only some people weren't so dense!
Posted by Hobo:
I rekon aG hurt this Cowboy kid's feelings... I rekon deep down this cowboy has some deep love for Durst.
Posted by cowboy...:
now, if only antiGUY were funny...
Posted by Mac:
Should one be michael jackson.
Posted by herman:
so cheap...yet number one...so priceless
