Our Lady of Cheese: Virgin Mary Sandwich eBay Hit
Duyser listed the holy sandwich last week and it became an instant hit with the faithful. In a few days the eBay page which held the auction for this one of a kind relic had been viewed almost 100,000 times and the bidding topped $22,000. But the auction was martyred. eBay held an inquisition last Sunday and deemed the auction a heresy against their doctrine which states "thou shalt not list jokes on eBay". But when Duyser confessed her true faithfulness to eBay, having been a member for over 2-years, and swore a holy oath that the divine sandwich was no joking matter, the high priests at eBay deemed it worthy of auction and the bidding resumed.
Although heretics have tried to confuse eBayers with false idols, such as a grilled cheese sandwich carrying the image of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, the faithful have resumed their devotion to the holy sandwich that the Blessed Mother visited upon. One faithful bidder has such devotion that at press time the relic was selling for $99,999,999.00.
Here is Diana Duyser's testament, followed by a link where you can attend the auction mass and look upon an image of the holy sandwich.
You are viewing an extroidinary out of this world item!! I made this sandwich 10 years ago, when I took a bite out of it, I saw a face looking up at me, It was Virgin Mary starring back at me, I was in total shock, I would like to point out there is no mold or disingration, The item has not been preserved or anything, It has been keep in a plastic case, not a special one that seals out air or potiental mold or bacteria, it is like a miracle, It has just preserved itself which in itself I consider a miracle, people ask me if I have had blessings since she has been in my home, I do feel I have, I have won $70,000 (total) on different occasions at the casino near by my house, I can show the recipts to the high bidder if they are interested, I would like all people to know that I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary Mother Of God, That is my solem belief, but you are free to believe that she is whomever you like, I am not scamming anyone, I would like all potinetal bidders to know that this has gained alot of attention from media personell around the country, On Tuesday November 16, 2004 the Miami Herald will feature a story in thier paper on this phenomon, Also Today which is November 15, 2004 The story of The Virgin Mary In The Grilled Cheese will be aired on Channel 4 News here in South Florida, The story has been told nationwide on radio stations ect. I also would like all onlookers to understand why I am choosing to keep the high bidders ID private, I listed this once before and had all kinds of emails some were nice and funny comments but many were cruel intended, and vindictive, I ignored them but, I do not wish to subject potiental buyers to this form of invasion, The last time this was listed there were over 80,000 viewers, Like I said I recieved alot of emails that were down right cruel intended, I do not care I will not read them anyhow, but you should not waste your time being vindictive, I am asking that only serious questions about the item be emailed to me, not jokes or ridiclous comments, If you have a genuine question please do feel free to email, I am not scamming anyone I am selling this item proivided that there is a serious bid with a payment, SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY! DO NOT BID IF YOU INTEND TO RETRACT THE BID OR FOOL AROUND, THERE IS NO RESERVE ON THIS AUCTION!! I AM STARTING IT OUT AT THE BOTTOM LINE PRICE THAT I INTEND TO SELL THIS ITEM FOR!!
"Blessed are the cheese, for they shall..."