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Special Notice about Certain Stories printed on April 1, 2005

04-01-05
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Notice because of litigious jerk-offs: The following stories: "Bizkit Wedding?," "Head Recruited by Feds", "50 Cent Enters Politics," "MC Hater Announces Wholly Crap CD," "KISS Burger," "Stern/Sharpton To Head FCC", "Ray Stalker," "Ambassador Love?" and maybe some other things printed on this special day were figments on the authors imaginations. In other words, they were complete and total B.S.  Happy April Fools and remember don't believe everything you read! 
 
 

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