On their return to the UK the genius and ultimate scenster Devin Townsend wanted me to pass on these thoughts:
�Lads and Lasses of the UK! Your very own STRAPPING YOUNG LAD are preparing to return yet again to the Queens England to pillage and sully, prepare thineselves!!! We�ve only got a chance to rock it a few times in your area on the Alien record, but it was great, so we decided to head on back and f**k s*** up again. We'll be there with Arch Enemy in December...PREPARE THINESELVES!!!
You can expect:
1/ 6433 kik drum hits
2/ Copious use of profanity
3/ Full grown ugly bald dudes yelling at you
4/ Matthias Jabs-esque pick squeals
5/ flying V's
6/ 5 Goatees.
Think of all the rocking that will ensue...picture it; Us...You...Metal...Beer...mmmmmmmm
Oh yeah, and we're serious when we ask you to buy a tshirt, buy 2...one for you and your ugly girl/boyfriend. (...YOU'RE hot though...)
Later,
Devin 'Hellf**k Mcgillicudy' Townsend and SYL.
December 2005
Mon 12 Cardiff, Coal Exchange (tel: 02920 494917 / Tickets �13 / doors 7pm)
Tue 13 Manchester, Academy 2 (tel: 0870 401 8000 / Tickets �13 / doors 7pm)
Wed 14 Glasgow, QMU (tel: 0870 169 0100 / Tickets �13 / doors 7pm)
Thu 15 London, Astoria (tel: 0870 400 0688 / Tickets �15 / doors 7pm)
Fri 16 Wolverhampton, Wulfrun (tel: 01902 552121 / Tickets �13 / doors 7pm)
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