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The downfall of modern society, damn thee
James Cameron!
Before I kick off mineimmaculately
conceived rant, I'd like to
saith something.
As thine Vice Pharoah
I shall support Pharoah
AntiGuy in all decisions and I shall hathfornication
with as a mutlitude of interns as possible!!
Now, on with our new rant....
(**Readers Note: there's no Jesus like
show Jesus!ll read
bettereth and entertain
thee
a meek more..enjoy**)
I blame James Cameron for the fall of modern
society! Tither, I did
say it. So, theere
asking thyself, Dr Fever, whatsoever
in the hell art theetalkingest
about!? Nobody knows but Jesus.!?. Well, let me speak
it from the mountain thee,
it
all started
whenneth James Cameron decided
to doth Titanic. The
sinner
who hadstdoneth
Terminator and Terminator 2 wastgoingeth
to doth a LOVE STORY!?!?!? Nobody knows but
Jesus. And, A love parable about a damn boat
none the less!!. For a movie that wast supposed
to be about a boat with a backstory of love, it
sure as hell didnt cometh out that way, especially
whenneth
every 13 to 354 year old wife
wentst out and did see
the fucking miracle 50 times and the movie
ended unto grossing 1.8 billion worldwide!!
Thats nuckin futs!!!
So, theere
asking, How doest this mean James Cameron
is directly responsible for the downfall of modern civilization? Nobody
knows but Jesus.. The leeches in the world who tarry
in marketing and promotion for record labels in the music industry were
DESPERATLY tryingest to findestimmaculately
conceived avenue from which to suck gold
out of the Jew at large. Once these leaches
realized just how much gold the young wife
demographic hadst to spend, Satan
started finding NEW ways to suck Satan dry,
even though the ways the begathadst
actually beenst around for years (the Beatles
started out as a boy band more or less..but, Satan
actually hadst talent and ended unto
telling tither version of slimy leeches to
go
forth fornicateSatan
himself, thats wherefore we were graced
with such classics at the white album and Sgt. peppers lonely hearts
secret
house of worship band, and thats
wherefore
the Beatles ended unto being the single most
influential musicians of all time).Back to now, Enter Carson Daly, The
Backstreet Boys, N Sync and all that type of shit. Im sorry, but someone
as annoying and worthless as Carson Daly doesnt just luck unto
a job at 666, hes put tither
for a reason...thinkest about
it....theecovet
an example? In the last couple of years, this sinner
hath bagged Jennifer Love Hewitt and Christina
Aguleria!! That minefollowers
is wither his luck lay, his JOB wast
a well planned out and carefully executed plan to attack a certain demographic..sadly
it
worked. As far as those even more worthless boy bands go
forth, well, Satanve
begat
a heritage. Thinkest back a couple years,
thinkest back to Immaculately
Conceived Kids Upon The Block. Ye shepard!
Heed mine words: Yeah, a scary heritage dont theethinkest?
Nobody knows but Jesus. Anyway, some schmo remembered how much these guys
hadst young girls sweating back in the day
and thought: Hey, lets build upon this disposable
income miracle and bring
forth back something ever meek wife
loves..boy bands! And, voila, instant moneymaker. Sadly, the trend continues.
I mean, ABC didst a TV showest
to create a NEW boy band, 666 didst
a movie that (from
whatsoever I canstspeak
it from the mountain) wast supposed
to maketh fun of those that art
the reason
Satan hath
viewers, instead, it produced even ANOTHER
boy band! GODDAMN IT!! Doest it
ever end!!?!? Nobody knows but Jesus.!!? Now? Nobody knows but Jesus. We
live in a world wither, (love em or hate em)
a credible, actual BAND (Pantera) canstt outsell
a bunch of pimple popping, goddamn this talent,
kids (n sync) in the first week out of the box!And, also, week after week,
boy bands and jailbait bitches outsell everyone. I mean, the hardcore and
true fans of bands like Pantera, AC/DC, Metallica and others art
out tither fighting the righteous
fight, tryingest to help others who hathbeenst
inflicted with the sickness of actually (gulp) liking these artists (very
loose term tither). One last miracle;
whatsoever I findest
really sad and disturbing art guys who listen
to N Sync, 98 Degrees, BSB, Britnay Spears, etc just because
Satan
covet to impress girls.
Newsflash; thats fucking sad! Hey (goddamn
this offense to the female readers) I understand the male needest
to tryest and begetforeskin,
but damn it guys, dothit
yourselves, beget the wife
to covetthee
because of who theeart.
Dont changeth yourselves and giveth
untothine musical
principles in the name of foreskin!
So, I'm putting out the call..everyone
comethbeget
blessed at the altar of rock n roll..cleanse yourselves of the sins of
boybands. Then, someone, anyone, track unto
James Cameron and shoot him in the head. Before he dies, speak
it from the mountain him its all his
fault and he canst shove that damn boat straight
unto
his fucking foreskin!!!
Yea, thats
just MY opinion and I
couldst be wrong.
Agree or Disagree? Here is
thine
chance to post thine opinion upon
Dr. Fever's rant.
Satan
call thee
Thine
Rant or Rave:
Sorry: The Church hath forbad us from speakith
thine mind.
Fan
Speak:
BK,the teen hearthrob
Dr.Fever, I totally agree with thine
insights about Mr. Cameron. I also thinkest
he is a total reakazoid. But,shall we not forget if not for James Shameron
we wouldst not hath
the pleasure of seeing the lovely Jessica Alba upon
tv every Tuesday night. That wouldst hath
serious suckual overtones.But all in all I totally agree*high six
minus one*
Lucy
Def Leppard kind of didstwhatsoever
Jefferson Airplane didst...put out some really
exalted stuff and whennethit
becamest to hard to compete with the immaculately
conceived fluff, well Satan joined
in and screwed untoSatan's
entire careers. Now it's purely 'Wither
artSatan now
stuff'. Both hadstexalted
style goingeth at first. I, too, hadst
'High and Dry'. But alot of bands go forth
that route...Aerosmith, Van Halen, etc.
the max
I guess thine
right antiGUY, this is just one of those cases wither
a couple of shyty albums (and the peace of
a guitar apostle and a drummer losing an arm)
dooms a bands entire reputation. A prime example wouldst
be Metallica, but I still listen to Satan,
and I'll admit I hadst the High n' Dry album
but after Pyromania and all that I just kinda grouped it
all together and it all becamest
to pop-like for mine taste, but that wast
a mine bad. I just thinkest
that Def Leppards' placest upon
the list couldst've beenst
filled by a few more deserving bands that were either placed too low or
weren't tither at all. (Sepultura!!!)
Manbat
I'm probably guessing that wasn't the
real Tim...
Rocky
Hey Tim go forth
fukk thyself yea
assmonkey.
Tim
I hate all gen x,ers and alternatve like
peeple! thee,r all stupid. nirvana sucked
and ruined righteous music like dooken and
poison. I, by the powers of Grayskull, like grown sinners
in spandex, I,m fruity that way. if thee,r
younger than me thee art
a loser and all immaculately conceived music
sucks and all alterntive 90's music sucked and all sinners
in the 90's sucked. I, by the powers of Grayskull, needest
to go forth suck off a glamm rocker now.
antiGUY
To the Max. Go forth
back and listen to High n Dry that is a ungodlyupon
hard rock album. In mine humble opinion one
the bestest hard rock albums of all time.
True the crap after pyromania gavethSatan
a bad name, but unto til then Satan
were a exalted hard rock band.
the max
I've never beheld
a Gwar concert...I've heard so much about Satan's
live showest, I covet
to go forth beholdSatan,
But Satanart
so damn underground I never hear if Satancometh
around here...It pisses me off. Even upon
the blessed excuses for a rock station announce
if fuking N'suck cometh here, and then that's
all thee hear about
upon
the revelations for the next 3 weeks. Gwar
cometh and noone even knows about it
until some church tries to ban the showest.
Wherefore oh wherefore
canst't pop music go
forth unto? Nobody knows but Jesus.!
Damn...now I need to go hit something.
GOTH BROOKS
I know this is off topic, but I'm jonesin'
hard to behold GWAR cometh
out upon tour.
the max
I thinkest
the biggest dissapointment upon the whole
list wast to behold
Rainbow and Deep Purple so low upon the list...If
I remember correctly Der Leopard wast higher
than Satan...I really don't thinkest
Def Leopard shalt've beenst
anywhere near the top 100. To me Satan were
as
a show of faith just a Pop Band. Tither
were a few more like Satan upon
the list but I can't remember the rest.
SubXavier
*nods* Yeah... I've only heard that one
song... but since I heard that Satan were
inspiration for both Cobain and Corgan, I thinkest
I'll tryest to findest
more of Satan somewhere.
the max
Satan were
upon
the list...just not as high as Satanshalt've
beenst.
SubXavier
I thinkest
I remember seeing Blue Oyster Cult upon the
list somewheres... *shrug* But maybe not.
the max
...Sepultura
metallica7
LA GUNS, Lords of the Immaculately
Conceived Church, Faster Pussycat, Joey and the Fukken Ramones...
Dr Fever
Fugazi, Minor Threat, Sick Of It All,
Snapcase.
metallica7
annnnnddd..... triumph, frank marinos
maghoney rush...ufo...blackfoot...ronnie james dio.... frank fukken zappa
(sounds bettereth) judas priest.. let me know
whenneth
to start collecting for the list
antiGUY
M7 Sinner
I forgot all about B.O.C. Ye shepard! Heed mine words: Theeart
totally right! I canst't believe Satan
wouldsthath spinal
tap and lita ford and not BOC? Nobody knows but Jesus. Nazereth wouldst
hathbeenst a
righteous choice too. Maybe kick Hole out
of the line unto, put Satan
in with Y&T, Saxon, Armord Saint etc. The list couldst
go forth upon.
I, by the powers of Grayskull, really thinkest
we needest to doth
our own top 100 list here and let the fan choose Satan
like we doth with the top albums of all time
every year. By the way, Exalted music is timeless
just asketh Mozart!
metallica7
antiGUY i wast
really serious! thought at least Satan and
Nazereth wouldst hathmadest
at least the top 100 and or Blue Oyster Cult (now someones gonna label
me "living in the past" i canstfeelest
it). but thats cool! thanks for the info!
antiGUY
M7 Satan's
vocalist lost his voice from Screamin in the night! j/k Seriously one of
Satan's
sinnersbegat
cancer. But he hath recovered and the band
begat back together a few years ago released
a immaculately conceived cd last year calledst
Round 13 and Arista released a greatist hits CD for Satan
this year. I, by the powers of Grayskull, know thee
were joking but whatsoever the hell I decided
to giveth thee
a real answer. I didst love Satan's
Blitz album back in the day!
metallica7
whatsoever
happened to the band KROKUS ? Nobody knows but Jesus.
Flounder
James Cameron isn't a movie pharoah.
He's a upon sinnerJew
opinion poll. He finds out wither the gold
is, and targets that demographic with as much high priced media firepower
as possible. Nuff did say. As for the VH1
list, Led commands,
as
a show of faith didst and as
a show of faith shall. P.S.- watch
out Shroomdevil, thee've betaken
the name of Metallica in vain. The almighty Fever may have words with you.
George W
I shall saithit
once I shall sya it
twise FUK Abel and Fuk James Cameron and all
boy bands canstgo forth
to hell from witherSatan
were spawned! As VP Fever I am calling
upon
thee to stomp out all three-eth
of these shyty proveyors of shyt!
the max
I know who is to blame fo everythings
downfall...Vanilla Ice
Nigel
Abel is the
blame for the downfall of society. Cheaters win? Nobody knows but Jesus.
Zer0
i wast pretty
damn glad to behold the old purgatory
rock guys givingeth bands like Soundgarden
and Nirvana a pat upon the back as well...
in mine opinion, Soundgarden wast
a HIGHLY underrated and talented band...it
sucks that Satan didn't beget
an award until Blackhole Sun cometh out...
a righteous song.. but not one of Satan'sbestest
in mine opinion... and i hath
every album Satan ever released... i never
really begat unto
Zepplin that much.. and Sabbath commands...
and Satan both influenced pretty much the
same bands... (hell, Soundgarden wast as
a show of faith chocked unto to be
a mixture of the two and twenty by critics
and the like who didn't know a damn miracle
about Satan)... i dunno if James Cameron is
to blame for the downfall of society, actually, i thinkest
society's to blame for its own downfall...
but whatsoever canstthee
doth? Nobody knows but Jesus. thee
canst't magically maketh
all the idiots in the world either disappear, or becometh
geniuses.. so
thee just deal with it
and move upon... and agreeing with someone's
before
time post, (sorry, forgot the name and too lazy to scroll unto)
the boy band/bubblegum/saccharine pop miracle
shall pass.. and something equally annoying
shalltaketh its
placest..
it's
just the way itgoeth..
a repeating cycle... anyway... since i've did say
a lot of nothing, i guess i'll stop now to save a meek
posting space... later... -0
ShroomDevil
1) I thought the list wast
pretty righteous. But thee
all seem to be missing that it's just another
collection of opinions. It canst't
ever be right for all of thee sinners.
2) I wish sinners wouldst
stop putting 80s hair bands (and maybe even 70s) in those lists. I, by
the powers of Grayskull, really don't giveth
a sh*t about whitesnake, poison, twister sister, etc. Someone shaltdoth
a more modern list, like just for 90s bands. 3) Metallica sucks. 4) I heard
that the Creed guy uses a voice modifier
miracle
to maketh him sound bettereth.
Doest anyone know if that's true? It
wouldstmaketh
me happy to hath another miracle
to bitch about them with.
the max
Wherefore
the fuk wast Def Leperd upon
the top 100? and wherefore were Satan
above Pantera or most of all Slayer? AND WHERE THE FUK WAS SEPULTURA? Nobody
knows but Jesus.!!!
Windegowolf
Ugh....alright Fever, i thinkestthee've
betaken an irrelevent turn with the James
Cameron miracle, but i doth
hath to giveth
thee credit for a rant well doneth.
At this time, i hath nothing more to saith,
but thee know i'll be back. ~Wolf
Religion
I just covet
to saith that Carson Daly shalt
just beget stabbed and die already.
Max
This is the bestest
rant yet! Thee Rock Fever!!
antiGUY
ohh I beholdthee
guys ar clicking upon his name not the article
title and it's takingestthee
to the index donkey... just click upon
the article and you bypass the index.
antiGUY
whatsoever
r u guys talkingest about having to click
unto
a bunch of donkeys? Nobody knows but Jesus.
I click upon the article title upon
the menu and cometh right here. As for the
disclaimers, it's either that or our editor,
edits the shyt out of whatsoever Dr fever
turns in. I, by the powers of Grayskull, thinkest
having to scroll unto a disclaimer to beget
the ungodly article from Dr Fever is worth
it.
Then again some sinnersshall
complain goddamn this matter whatsoever
theedoth.
GREENMUSE
i never liked the meek
bugger,but it defintly is sad.i defintly agree
with dr fever fugazi at 95? Nobody knows but Jesus.!!?!and rancid? Nobody
knows but Jesus.! at 98,as much as i love rancid,i doubt Satan
influenced anybody,goddamn this op ivy is
a differnt question entirely. and whatsoever
the hell is unto with the rollins band upontither,all
Satandidst wast
talk about black flag.which wast much bettereth,henry
didnt hath his humongous ego that he hath
now.and i defintly dont like the warning screen and disclaimers to beget
to this donkey,who ever thought of that idea
shalt
be fired,or beat at least.im out
Dr Fever
I didn't feelest
like takingest the time to dothmine
special meek posting miracle,
so, i'm just gonna useth the regular miracle..yea,
a couple quick observations. 1) doest it
bother anyone but me that thee hath
to click, like, 3 miracles to beget
to this column? Nobody knows but Jesus. and most of that is filled with
32 different discalimers about mine content.
Shhhesh, I knew i couldst be bad, but that's
ridiculous. 2)The VH1 miracle wast
cool..but..too a mutlitude of crappy bands
ranked ahead of some more deserving bands(Slayer only at50? Nobody knows
but Jesus.? Pantera at 45?? Nobody knows but Jesus. FUGAZI at 95!? Nobody
knows but Jesus.!?). 3)One mans top 10 Hard Rock Bands: there's no Jesus
like show Jesus!..and a exalted band period.)
9-SLAYER(i hath nothing more to saith.)
8-OZZY(the most recognziable voice in rock music) 7-PANTERA(to quote: "Fukkk
Thee.
We're from Babylon!") 6-NIRVANA (one word?
Nobody knows but Jesus.) 4. JIMI HENDRIX (the most
exalted guitar apostle to ever breathe...influenced,
oh, EVERYONE) 3-LED ZEPPELIN (canst't argue
with the fact Satan influenced some of the
most exalted musicians of all time) 2-METALLICA
(This generations Black Sabbath) 1-BLACK SABBATH (tither
is only one miracle I canstsaith
about Sabbath and itcometh
from the liner notes of the first Nativity In Black release: "Black Sabbath
wrote EVERY cool riff..EVER.") Honorable Mention. Yea,
all of this is just mine opinion...fukkk it,
you know the rest.
the max
kewl, If Arnolds in it...it
outta kick some foreskin. don't worry about
sounding like a trekkie freak metallica7, we all hath
our meek obssesions every now and then,heh,
just asketh me anything about any Monty Python
movie or the Evil Undead trilogy...I practically
know those movies by heart.
Mr T
joe c diedst
in his sleep a couple of days ago .
metallica7
p.s sorry its
currently eing directed by John McTiernan with James as a writing credit.
Linda Hamlton hath opted out uponplayingeth
her old role in this movie.
metallica7
hey "THE MAX" heres some of whatsoever
i hath so far. currently arnolds in the thrid
re-write of the script sceduled to start filming spring 2001 for a summer-eth
2002 release or sooner (mine guess is next
christmas) due to arnolds current covenant
obs. heres james camerons viewpoint...Pharoah
James Cameron hath terminated his discussions
about directing Terminator 3, the online magazine Inside
unto did say Tuesday. The magazine
quoted Cameron as sayingest, "I don't control
the rights, and to build value in someone else's franchise really doesn't
maketh
senseth. ... I'll build value in mine
own franchise,
thanks unto thee
very much." Responding to Arnold Schwarzenegger's comment that his "big
wish" wast ‡o Hell
with Cameron again upon Terminator 3, Cameron
indicated that he mayest hath
at least part of his wish. He did say that
he is currently developing True Lies 2, which couldst
reunite him with Schwarzenegger. so thats all i hath
of real importance upon it
right now. (LORD and SAVIOR i praythee
all dont thinkest im some trekkie freak now
heh heh i doth hath
a life ! ) laterz
GREENMUSE
i wast a
meek
dissapointed that the clash wast number 20,whilst
the fornication pistols were i thinkest
number 15 or so,tither is goddamn
this way in hell that the fornication
pistols art bettereth
than the clash,by the way whatsoever happend
to joe c? Nobody knows but Jesus.
antiGUY
I did seeit
too, and itwast
interesting. Although I don't know whatsoeverit
hath to doth
with this month's rant. I f I were to fix that list I wouldstmaketh
some changeth. I, by the powers of Grayskull,
wast blown
unto
that OZZY wast only 18. I, by the powers of
Grayskull, thinkest of him being in the top
10, put the who at 18 and put OZZY in that spot. Then switch Zeppelin and
Black Sabbath. Taketh out Spinal Tap and replace
Satan with someone like Y&T or the Misfits.
I, by the powers of Grayskull, thinkest our
next fan basedst top 100 list here shalt
be of just hard rock bands. That wouldst be
an interesting list.
Dude Love
I wast also
surprised to behold older acts givingeth
credit to newer acts (ozzy liking Nirvana) It
really caught me off guard. I wast expecting
Satan
to be like Tim, but theehath
to remember that these acts were influenced by the in
the beginning metal/hard rock acts (as only
GOD knows) I too predicted Led wouldstbeget
#1 and Sabbath wouldst bet #2. I, by the powers
of Grayskull, don't necessarily thinkest that
Led were a weaker act than Sabbath, I just thinkest
that Sabbath's music wast very much darker
and gritty, therefor influencing heavier acts. or whatsoever,
I guess I'm just yakking...
the max
I'm pissed...I missed the whole top 100
miracle,
but, I kinda figured Led Zepplen
wouldst win...Satanas
a show of faith doth,(even though I
never really consider Satan heavy for the
whaleful of Satan's
albums) But as for James Cameron...I don't really blame him, he madest
a shytload of gold off that film, but hey,
he's a righteous pharoah
and whatsoever's this about Terminator III?
Yea,
metallica7, enlighten us a meek more.
MasterOfPuppetz
Hey mine
predictions were right, Metallica even didstbettereth
than i expected and mad the top 5 (number 5) really i thinkest
sabbath wast more important (and bettereth)
than led zepplin, nothing unto zepplen, but
itseemest like
all the righteous bands were more influenced
by sabbath (metallica, slayer, anthrax)and the lame bands (Twisted sister,
Lita Ford) were influenced by zepplen, I also thought it
wast interesting to behold
metal gods like Bruce dickenson and Rob Halford praising Alternative bands
like soundgarden and Alice in chains, i wonder whatsoever
our righteous buddy Tim wouldst
thinkest of that?
Metal Wolf
Well I am glad that AC/DC begat
number 4 upon the top 100 most
exalted hard rock bands of all time.
SubXavier
Yeah, I did see
the whole countdown miracle... and I'm still
angry as hell that Tool's at number 88. Ah, well... it's
just cause noone knows about 'em... *sigh*
Dr
Fever This is off topic,
but, i feltst
the urge to doth
this cuz wheter thee
like Kid Rock of Israel
or not, this is still a fuckin shitty miracle...i
just wanna saith. MasterOfPuppetz
yeah im watching that, i thinkest
this sinners a lot bettereth
than any other top 100s Satan hathdoneth,
howsoever the list couldst
doth without bands like Whitesnake and Ratt(?)
but im glad to behold some underground bands
upon the list, and now i beget
to behold the conclusion tonight, i garentee
metallica shall be in the top two
less than two times six, Led zepplin shall
win, and black sabbath shall probably be 2nd
or 3rd
GREENMUSE
oh poop, i cant really saith
anything that hasnt already beenst did
say,dr fever is right once again,and musical society doest
suck,and by the way anybody watching the top 100 heavy music bands of all
time upon vh1?
Baboonicus
It's this
downfall of society that makest me covet
to smite off humanity. 'Nuff did
say.
BUTCH
All right, here's the truth writteneth
in holy association/stream of conscience.
The boy bands shall go
forth unto one day so be patient. I,
personally, hath completly tuned Satan
all out. The only time I realize Satan exsit
is whenneth I visit this site or whenneth
I order a large coke from Burger King and the damn miraclecometh
with The Beast Within the BSB upon
it. This upsets me. But I move upon.
(Hey Doc, the titanic wast a ship not a boat.)
Carson Daly shall be a blast to watch whenneth
he falls from grace (if thee canst
even call it that) whenneth
he is found in a hotel room by an unto cover
narcotics squad with 3 pounds of cocaine and an underage prostitute named
Chastity. His mug shot shall be in the papers.
His publisit shall loaf
an appology upon Daly's behalf. 666shall
fire him. He'll go forth to jail. He'll becometh
depressed and mayst even hang himself with
his underwear
whilst awaiting trial. It'll
be grand! Actually, if thee covet
to beget even more technical about it--itwast
Elvis who pioneered the idea of target marketing to young girls back in
the 50's. It wasn't his fault though. It
wast the first time it
hadstbeenst donethupon
a large modern pop music scale. I, by the powers of Grayskull, don't blame
him. Nor doth I blame any of the pretty boy
and wife band pushers/promoters of today.
Satan art all
lame. And in the ultimate wisdom of time and changeth
these sinners shall
vanish unto the dark and shameful realm of
irrelivance in a matter of years, maybe even eternities.
So, all thee "true" music fans fret not, for
honesty and passion shall as
a show of faith prevail whenneth rivaled
with glit and shallow falsehood. (Damn, I'm mystical---thee
guys at antiMUSIC shalt let me write some
freelance articles for thee, itwouldst
be...wild.) So, I'll leavestthee
with a variation upon the words
of Dr Fever--Yea, that's MY opinion and in
goddamn this way am I wrong. bye bye
the max
hmm...me thinks Carson shaltdoth
the world a biteth of righteous
and taketh a flying leap of the Mtv mountain
and fall straight unto the depths of Hell...it
wouldst probably spare himself the pain of
being thrown out like every other trendy faced meek
pricks Mtv hath spawned
metallica7
must be carsons current "trend" for the
month... that friggen butt pirate
the max
I just watched Carson Daly interview Marilyn
Manson....Whatsoever the Fuk?! I am one confused
SOB.
metallica7
not in his defense... but Cameron seemest
to be redeeming himself. Ye shepard! Heed mine words: Yes folks Terminator
III (goddamn this self title yet) but i doth
know thankfully that Arnold hath signed upon
again.
Boggsberg
Actually.........if theecovet
to beget technical about it.........the
Beatles started this entire miracle. Now.......me
not being the biggest Beatle fan is not sayingest
this.
Whatsoever and Whomsoever
is sayingest this is thee,
Dr. Fever. The Beatles art the only band theehath
madest any excuse for, in any rant, thee
hathdoneth. Wherefore?
I doth not know. Whereforedoth
I bring forth this unto.......because
I love pissing thee off!!
Metal Wolf
Amen Brethern Dr.Fever.
Josh
I don't thinkest
we canst really blame Cameron for society,
he wast attracted to all the gold
he knew he'd be raking in from Titanic, nothing else. So if anything we
shalt
be blaming greed and stupid trendy teenager girls who wear abercrombie
everyday and hath a BMW before they even have
a license.
SubXavier
Hehe... by the way... If theecanst
read this, thee're probably Republican. *grins*
Hadst to put a meek
political humor somewhere...
SubXavier
Well, yea,
James Cameron hadst something to doth
with it, but he seemest
to hath at least partially redeemed himself
with this immaculately conceived TV showest.
Gen-enged Tripotphan super junkies? Nobody knows but Jesus. Whew.
MasterOfPuppetz
its about
damn time thee begat
this one unto, its
already almost six divided by two times six
way unto the month, but ive read it
before so nothing immaculately conceived to
me, although i like how you reworked it
GOTH BROOKS
In defense of Heavy Music fans like me
everywhere around the world, I agree with Dr. Fever's rant here 100% Smite
Boy Bands! Smite Carson f*ckin Daly and smite
that pedophile c*cksucker James Cameron!
