(antiMusic) If you got that 666 tattoo you may have to have it corrected. If you are afraid to leave the house today in fear of the Beast of Revelation coming to town, have no fear since the Bible passage states it's the number of the beast's name not a date and also since scholars in England last year discovered the answer that the long debate on whether the number was really 666. It turns out it's not, it's really 616.
Researchers in England have been studying 400,000 pieces of papyri that were discovered in 1895 near Oxyrhynchus, Egypt. The papyri are believed to date back to around 300 A.D. (about a hundred years older than other sources of the Book Revelation.) With the use of modern technology, these researchers discovered last year that the passage is chi, iota, sigma which translates to 616 not the much feared 666. The debate has raged for centuries about who the mystical number represents. Some feel the 616 represented Roman Emperor Caligula (played by Malcolm McDowell) who ruled over Rome at the time the biblical book was written. Others think that the 666 represents Nero. We here at antiMusic suspect that both camps are wrong as our unscientific research finds that the number may refer to either Clay Aiken (birth name Clayton Holmes Grissom) or Katie Couric (no hate mail from the Claybots, it was a stupid joke). That should scare you, but a date on a calendar shouldn't. But to celebrate 6.6.06 our metalheaded sister site Thrashpit officially launches today. (we were going to link you to a Barry Manilow song but decided that was just too evil). Click the full story link to check out the Pit!
Rant or Rave? Your turn, post your comments and thoughts on this news item. But hey keep it clean, we wouldn't want to have to wash your mouth out with Old Spice.
Posted by Spell:
I got married On that date....its cause im that damn ****in kool...and **** gay aiken...i mean clay...
Posted by Keri :
it's funny really, that clay rhymes with gay. the irony. wow.
Posted by aG:
You Gay Aiken fans are so funny. A loser of a karaoke contest and the world's largest producer of musical cheese are what you call "real" music? I'll keep my antiMusic thank you very much. Love to hear either of them pull off a Halford vocal. Not gonna happen. But they do share the gay thing at least.
Posted by musical:
The name of this site says it all. Anti-music can only mean you do not support real music with a tune or people who can really sing such as Clay Aiken and Barry Manilow, etc. You probably should confine your comments to the screamers and the headbangers.
Posted by Muggy:
Always a way to get hits. Put Clays name in it. Jesus will return soon, so you all better repent and ask Jesus to become your savior.
Posted by Martigyrl:
Proud of you being able to recognize a stupid, assinine joke. How dare you associate the 666 conotations with Clay Aiken. You could not apologize enough for your misguidedness. Amazing that you throw his name in there to get your hits, using Clay to generate money for your site, while slamming, and maligning him in your so called humor.Hand me the Old Spice as I want to wash my mouth out NOW, to keep from typing one more word about your vileness. Okay, Claymate rant has ended. Have a wonderful day!!!!
Posted by FORKLIFT:
I THINK IF YOUR ALIVE AND U BELIEVE WHAT U BELIEVE U SHOULD JUST GO WITH IT, BUT 666 HAS A GOOD RING TOO IT
Posted by Massacre:
It's 666 ok. Thats the number of the beast it can't be change motha****a!
Posted by Mr. Tibbs:
Others think that the 666 represents Nero. We here at antiMusic suspect that both camps are wrong as our unscientific research finds that the number may refer to either Clay Aiken (birth name Clayton Holmes Grissom) or Katie Couric (no hate mail from the Claybots, it was a stupid joke).
You're right! It was a stupid joke!!!!
Posted by Claytango:
Clay Aiken is a beautiful being of light. How dare you even think of connecting him with the mark of Satan. In the upcoming battle of Armageddon, better a Claymate anyday!