In accordance with federal legislation
prohibiting discrimination, after a lengthy & expensive legal battle
to prevent me from contributing a monthly column presenting views contrary
to all antiMusic represents, I am pleased to announce the launch of your
new favorite feature on antiMusic: a lone voice of sanity in the insanity
that's antiMusic, the place where you can come for reliable advice on what
to think, the Veridical Polemic a.k.a. "I'm Always Right" column with Dolly
Doppelganger! Read my words and obey them if you want to be right all the
time, just like me!
As always the views expressed
by the writer do not neccessarily reflect the views of antiMUSIC or the
iconoclast entertainment group .
Making Money the New Fashioned
Way
Want to be rich & famous, fawned over
& sought out by the media, who will follow you around, hang on your
every word & treat you like a celeb? Accuse someone famous of raping,
molesting, or assaulting you! Say it happened many years ago, so that even
people who know you now can honestly testify that they just don't remember
something like that from so long ago. Doesn't matter a whit if it's true
or not, no one cares. Settling out of court is the cheap way out for stars
falsely accused, a few hundred thousand, 'here ya go, now shut up ya liar'
in conciliatory lump sum payments. Sure beats millions on lawyers, court
costs & countersuits for slander.
What a bizarre country this is, where
Amber Alerts go unannounced unless someone sees the actual kidnapping,
yet anyone can accuse anyone of anything & get a worldwide audience
rather than legal or civil repercussions. People or corporations with money
are little more than lawsuit magnets, and amazingly, they have no problem
finding a the press ready to pay for the pleasure of reporting their made
up slanderous accusations. The internet is thick with stories of people
who had to roll over & play dead so their insurance co. could pay off
the nut job accusers rather than wasting time & money fighting a lawsuit
Bill Cosby & Snoopy Dogg are only
2 such examples. The gun industry too finds itself becoming the 'new tobacco'
as lawsuits with no merit are filed against it by greedy people using their
grief as an excuse to cash in. If my car is stolen by a drunk who then
crashes it into a busload of kids & kills everyone, in today's anti
2nd amendment courtroom, I would be the one found guilty if the car in
question was a Luger or a Sig. I'm not a robbery victim, I'm responsible
for the death of every kid on that bus, makes perfect sense! "Well good!
Serves you right for owning a car!" goes the logic.
Well then I guess Bill & Snoopy really
are guilty, since they have plenty of money to pay someone off & such
a high profile job. If you need me, I'll be busy checking the Forbes list
for who is gonna make me rich & famous! Be on your toes Bill Gates
& Prince Charles!
Posted by BUTCH:
im gonna sue dolly for making me waste 4 1/2 minutes of my precious time reading this when i could have been jerking off to internet porn. my lawyer will be in touch...
Posted by jazz man:
It is pathetich that people are haveing nusince law suits and Bill Cosby come on the cos wouldnt do that but there are precidents for repressed meemorie like that case about the preist Shanelly who molested a kid in the 70's and thean he rembered from represed memoires
Posted by DeadSun:
This op-ed piece is disgraceful. When I went into hypnothery as part of a last ditch effort to free myself from the clutches of nacho addiction--- I emerged with the realization that I had been fondled by Anne of Cleaves, circa 1540 AD. Now I shall put those Brits in the poorhouse, by Jove.
Posted by GREENMUSE:
oddly i dont feel any different when i hold my gun(yeah,a lefty who has a gun.weird i know,they are looking at ways to drum me out of the left wing conspiracy).well other than an urge to look at a mirror and say"are you talkin to me?"in my best deniro voice.ive never understood the big to do over gun rights,but thats besides the point.id like to know if the bill cosby story is true because if it is man id like to have been there to see that.*makes with the cos impressions while making groping motions.)
Posted by dolly d.:
Lt Tom, Thanx for fighting to protect my constitutionally guaranteed right to bear arms!
Posted by Lt. Tom Hobbes, United States Army:
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